Council CuntsStallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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PubsI own a pub. This may sound like an ideal job to some, infact I'm sat down with a pint of cooking lager, pissing about on the web now, whilst I'm pretending to work. So far, so good. But some killjoy arseholes decided that banning smoking was a good idea.
However, to build a smoking area you have to deal with the council planning department. They said I couldn't build a smoking area outside and suggested that I just allow people to smoke out the front on the street. All well and good except the same council has made drinking on the street an offence, they are campaigning against groups of people blocking up pavements, they wont allow me to put a smoking bin outside and have reminded us publicans that if excessive fag waste is found outside our pubs we risk some form of reprimand. What in the name of Jesus cunting Christ am I supposed to do. And after all of this they hike my council tax up.
I know this story is not funny, but hey, they are all a bunch of cunts
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:36,
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