Council CuntsStallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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Sincerest ApologiesMy late Grandfather was Mayor of Cleethorpes so many times he became known as Mr Cleethorpes, not really something to brag about I know but when i was a kid i thought it was like the time i was at junior school (i think i was about 6)and getting picked on for something I told the kid that was doing it to stop otherwise Id get my Grandfather to expell him from school as "he had power to do anything he wanted cuz he was the mayor", never did live that one down but he was a top bloke and everyone got on with him, even though he did look a bit like Prince Philip and had the same view on certain things as him. He always got stuck in with things aswell and would never expect anyone to do what he wouldnt do himself and twelve years on i still think of him fondly apart from this..............
Anyone been to Pleasure Island in the above mentioned seaside "resort"?........you have?
Well You have my deepesr and sincerest apologise my Grandfather was the fucker who had the deciding vote on whether to have it or not. I dont care how kind he was I dont care that he gave the best christmas presents out of anyone i ever knew and each year went out of his way to try and outdo the previous year there is no possible way i can forgive him for this....................The Tinkaboo Sweet Factory ride.
Imagine a more acid/lsd trippy version of Willy Wonkas chocolate factory with day-glo fucking Ewoks on the strongest helium known to man playing songs that would make the Fastfood Rockers look like Grammy award winners.
Im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry but there was no need for that.
Although I did get my first grope of ladyparts in that ride so maybe i should be thanking him.
*edit* just been talking to a mate about this and he even remembers the fucking words to the Tinkaboo song
"We like sweets there nice to eat,
Sherbet sweets and toffees a treat,
Lots of fun for us to eat,
In the Tinakaboo factory"
Length? about ten minutes of pure torturous hell from start to finish.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 22:56, Reply)
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