Hotel SplendidoEnzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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The Hilton is shitMy Dad got a room there for a night, 35 quid on lastminute.com
Usually they charge something extortionate, £135 and one of your testicles, something like that.
Anywho, he paid for the valet service, they say they'll take the car off site. For you see, this was in Nottingham, where the chances of a Saab 93 getting vandalised was as well written into the stone tablets of fate as MMORPG players gaining obscene amounts of fat.
Well, they didn't valet the car. Didn't take it off site, so it got vandalised.
The repairs cost £93, the bed was hard as rock, and there was noise all night from a crimbo party downstairs.
Fortunately, me old man is a solicitor, so rang up the manager and said
"Look, I'm a solicitor. Either you pay for the damages or I'm suing you"
"Err... right away sir, I'm writing the cheque right now"
Aah. There we go, rant over.
Apologies for length. Actually, up yours I don't care, your life is a waste of time anyway.
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i'll have you know...ive been playing mmorpgs for YEARS and im not fat!
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The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:25,
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technicallyit's against professional ethics to tell someone you're a solicitor so they have to do it and kiss your ass whilst they are doing it.
i wonder how many solicitors stick to that rule...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:52,
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