Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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chicken balls with thai whoresWe arrive in Bangkok after a numbing 13 hour flight, dog tired and feeling shit. So what's the best thing to do? That's right, get twatted on super super strong eye blinding beer, and hang around with whores eating unidentifiable food.
When all the bars and clubs shut at 2am, we found a bar made out of bits of a pram and lego, staffed entirely by cute thai prostitutes, after sitting on the floor underneath the city's biggest, noisiest dirtiest flyover and drinking blood poison cocktails with these lovelies until 8am, we asked where the best place to have breakfast was.
A girl directed us to a street about 10 minutes away, so we got in one of those death cab tuktuk things and arrived at what can only be described as the filthiest street stall ever seen. Fuck it, we thought, way to drunk and tired to care so we ploughed in. I had some grotesque green soup thing with 'chicken balls'. To this day neither of us are any the wiser as to what these things are made of, but Chicken they ain't. Think about the nastiest slimiest piece of crap you ever put in your mouth and multiply it by 1000. I almost vomited just smelling it. I reckon it was dog ar something. To top it all the stallholder's 15 year old daughter was sitting next to us in her school uniform,smashed out of her mind drinking a bottle of shit looking rum and her dad kept asking us if we wanted her.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 22:07, Reply)
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