Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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That's right, everybody's a racist.Up until about the age of 16, my family insisted on taking my God-loving Grandparents out for a meal on my birthday, I'd get dragged along too.
It was my 13th birthday; a few years ago now and we were sat in this family restaurant waiting for a meal. Grandma was interrogating us about the last time we went to Church and all of a sudden, a plate smashed and we heard this screaming from the other side of the restaurant.
"It's because I'm a fucking nigga isn't it!?"
Everybody turned around and he continued shouting:
"I'm sorry to distract you from your meal ladies and gentlemen, but this blonde bitch here doesn't think I deserve the right to see my son! She is a RACIST!"
A man, whom I vaguely recall was sat with the "blonde bitch" got up and tried to calm the erratic man down.
He wasn't having any of this and pushed the 2nd man against the wall and started yelling some more.
I thought this was fucking brilliant! Grandmother, however, didn't feel the same.
"Waiter.. We'll cancel our orders please"
We snuck out one of the side doors. Damn her.
It could have really made my birthday.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 1 May 2006, 11:40,
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