Crappy PrizesCompetitions, raffles, give-aways... sure the prizes look great, but don't they always turn out a bit crap should you happen to win them?
The last raffle I bought tickets for, they'd just given away the all-expenses paid weekend in New York when my number came up. Rushing up to find out what I'd won, I was a little disappointed to be handed a box of "Biscuits for Cheese". Especially as they were busy serving the cheese course (complete with biscuits) as they drew the raffle.
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chthonic, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:16)
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I'm a cunt...At the end of every summer camp with the army cadets there was an offical perentation (instuctors, teachers etc) and the unoffical one (On the coach with kids drinking booze, reading porn etc).
On my last camp i won "Cunt of the camp" my prize...
A small pack of army coffee with "Cunt of the camp" written on it.
Yey
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 15:52, Reply)
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