Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Uncle Boo...erm...Uncle RichardAlso known as Uncle Dick, he was the youngest of 4 kids. My Grandfather babied him and he ended up being an absolute jackass:
Four years ago, clocking in at a whopping 750lbs, he went through gastric by-pass surgery and lost over 400 lbs. Then he started to eat...again.
He is BACK up to his 'fighting weight' and does nothing but eat all day long. A typical days intake of calories?
4-footlong Subway subs
3-bags of chips (personal sized)
4-sodas
3-packages of Twinkies
He lives on a farm. Cows have come up 'missing' and it turns out, he was selling off my Grandmothers cattle in order to feed his food habit.
He has broken FOUR toilets.
God. To think, in less than two weeks I will be seeing him out in Iowa in the midst of my ride across Iowa with Lance Armstrong to raise money in my Sister's name for the Lance Armstrong Foundation. I only hope Lance doesnt see me talking to him! :D
If anyone is interested in sponsoring me (I could use the help!) please gaz me!
Cheers!
Sean/Citadel
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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 5:07,
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