Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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I do likethe posts from the teenage girls saying they’re mum and dad are clearly insane coz they occasionally sing, dance or some sort of other madness – poor poor you.
Anyway – to break with the mad old relatives, my brother suffered what I believe defense barristers call ‘a momentary laps in judgment’ when he was 12.
He was up in a tree house, about 7-8 meters above the ground, I was down below. There was another tree house in the next tree and somebody had strung a rope tightly between the two…a tight rope, what could go wrong.
My brother who had crap co-ordination and balance, judged this to be the perfect opportunity to attempt his first ever tightrope walk. In fact he was shouting “look RoF I’m tight rope walk…” as he fell. That was the day I discover people bounce when they fall from a height and my brother started to learn to write with his left hand.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:30,
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