Credit Crunch? Whatever...
I was on the train down to Cambridge on Tuesday from Barnsley and I had to change in Peterborough (amongst other places)... Being 9am, it was that time of the day when I needed to take the kids to the baths (my body runs like clockwork and it knows that that's the time when I normally get into the office). There was no toilet paper in Peterborough Station's gents, so I went to the shop and bought Kleenex with Balsam, with which I luxuriated my geographically-confused poo tube.

If I can do that while the economy's in recession, what will it be like when it's in boom? Portable bidet or gold-trimmed babywipes, methinks.
(mr major no thanks, I don't use the horse, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:31, Reply)