Licky licky
About 10 years ago, I was at the dentists. I was laying there in the chair staring at the ceiling whilst he was using his instruments of torture in my mouth.

A few minutes later, I noticed that there was something in my mouth between my bottom teeth and my lip. Thinking it was a absorbant swab thingy, I prodded it for a minute or two with my tongue.. It seemed too smooth for a swab so I explored it thoroughly with my tongue.

Then it dawned on me.. It was his latex-glove-covered thumb. I'd been laying there apparently trying to pleasure his finger for the last couple of minutes. The rest of my appointment seemed to crawl past and I couldn't wait to get out of there.

I still cringe when I think about it :(
(mugwump, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 1:10, closed)

Snigger
and *click*
(Spacekitten is not kittenish, but is rather spacey, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 1:19, closed)

*giggle*
That made me smile. Thanks!
*click*
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 6:05, closed)

*click*
Nose + coffee situation - very funny!
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 9:49, closed)

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me too.

*click*
(kitescreech Til Gran Kythera Dow, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 10:37, closed)

Brilliant :D
That made me laugh like a drain!

*click*
(himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:32, closed)

hahahah
duly clicked
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:33, closed)

*click*
This has reminded me of my own dentist shame. I'll post it later.
( Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:34, closed)

Well that's a new one
Just for being a bit different from the shit and wanking stories, have a click.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:58, closed)

hah!
You get my first *click* of the week!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:23, closed)

just
laughed out loud, for quite a while. thanks :)
(skydivingyeti is back in Blighty! :), Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:33, closed)

Ta!
I thought I'd told my GF this story but she just read it and laughed at me :(

(oh and d00d! blue skies black death! etc..)
(mugwump, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 18:54, closed)

Click!
First "lol" of the QOTW this week!
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:34, closed)