Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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DisabilityWorking at Scotstoun on the tyre 45 destroyers. The aft gangway leads to the flight deck, from there it's 5 decks down or 9 decks up.
Painters gaffer, with prosthetic left leg, manages to haul his arse all over the ship.
The strange thing is, he is able to drag himself onto the job before his able bodied sloth crew.
Full marks to the bloke.
Zero points to the able bodied fannies.
I have no doubt these are the same twunts that park in disabled bays.
Ignorance isn't a disability. Don't be surprised to find your tyre valves removed.
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