Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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wanker!Whilst living in the glorious capital, i discovered something of a taste for a combination of amphet and weed when drinking. I seem to have a fairly destructive personality when it comes to substance abuse, and if there's porn in the equation then even more so. A mate and his wife had decided to go away for a few days but couldn't find anyone to look after their pet house rabbit. I stepped up to the mark on the basis that he was an internet tech who had a blisteringly fast web connection in the days of 28k dialup. I turned up to housesit with a rucksack full of powders, weed and vodka and a credit card ready to access some of the worlds finest filth.
When I finally woke up late afternoon the following day, covered in copious amounts of my own jizz and feeling like I had been beaten up, I realised that my furious all night tugbinge had been conducted in a well lit living room front of open curtains facing onto a busy main road. How I didn't get arrested is beyond me, but the two old dears standing at the busstop couldn't stop staring.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:08, 1 reply)
Heh.Any story that contains the line "When I finally woke up late afternoon the following day, covered in copious amounts of my own jizz and feeling like I had been beaten up" is a winner.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:14,
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