Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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I knew that would come back to bite me...I just started dating this new girl, she's fabulous and beautiful and quite naughty in all the nice ways- however she doesn't want me to ever use a strap-on on her. I'm a lesbian, by the way.
Anyway, she had lost her Blackberry in the parking lot outside a bar the other night, details are still a little foggy. When she called to get it replaced on her insurance plan she found out for a few dollars more than a replacement Blackberry she could get one of those new-fangled Google phones. As luck would have it, they're on back order. Since I work all hours of the night, I left my laptop at her apartment so we can chat online while I'm at work.
Earlier today I just realized there a notepad document with some raunchy erotica about a lesbian, usually high on lots of illicit substances, with a huge 10 inch strap-on thrusting it into any female with a pulse.
Penned by yours truly. And there's no way to deny I'm the author since it has my email address in it. The same email I use to chat with.
The laptop has been at hers for almost a week now. She either hasn't found it or hasn't mentioned she's found it. Granted it's not on the desktop, but it's not hidden... it's in the default windows documents folder.
*cringe*
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you never know your luckshe might get turned on by it and decide to let you try it with her after all!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 2:08,
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If this happensDo let us know :)
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 4:16,
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What will probably happenis she will not look in your files, instead respecting your privacy. Then you can spring it on her when you know each other better... Nothing like a bit of role play to make things even more exciting.
Trust me here, my girlfriend is wicked and introduced me to things I would never have tried before. Mind you we have not tried the strap on yet, because it is a bit boyish for me!
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 10:36,
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