Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Elizabeth Montgomery aka Samantha from BewitchedRegardless of the fact she had magical powers, when she twitched her nose...ohhhhhh
and Anthea Turner on Blue Peter
*runs*
In other inappropriate crush news:
Sharon Watts, Eastenders
Suzanne Ross, Grange Hill
Harmonys sister, Queens Nose
Jenny Powell, Wheel of Fortune
Ailsa, Home and Away (?)
The superfine blonde girl that was found on the beach in Summer Bay but was really 13 in real life
Brigid, Byker Grove
Mums friend Jane
Most of my younger sisters friends
I'd better stop there
EDIT: but I would rather sleep with Charles Manson AND Sonya from Eastenders than have a crush on Natasha Kaplinsky
EDIT: A totally fucking APPROPRIATE crush is Elliot from Scrubs
I love you Elliott
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prem1um is full of life, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 15:39,
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