Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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oh yesand when I was fifteen, was taken to London on a Very Important Family Occasion. Met a cousin who I had no idea existed. He turned out to be a pompous twunt, but his considerably younger wife was an Eastern European hardbody. I had to babysit for the night and rifled through her pants drawer for the best part of 20 minutes groaning. Kept a pair for years. Still makes me twitch thinkin about her.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 16:16, Reply)
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