Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
(
chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
« Back
Panjit from BerthaCrazy i know, but then again if i don't take my brain pills the following occurs:
1)Walls impede my progress.
2)I try to swallow at least three times a day.
3)I can smell my nose hairs.
4)I'd rather go to work than sit outside.
After that, Panjit from Bertha now seems like a logical crush, surely?!!
*The above MAY NOT be true. Kiss the girth and length
(, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:09, closed)
« Back