Inappropriate As In Illegal?
I'm not sure I should actually admit to this, but.....a really cute guy started working at my place a couple of months ago; tanned, toned, blonde and good looking enough to really get me going and I developed quite the crush on him (in the never talking to him but accidentally always being in the same part of the office ocassionally glancing at him, kind of way). Recently I haven't seen him much so I asked what had happened to him and was disappointed to find out he'd switched to working on the evenings instead. As luck would have it, just last week I, er, 'accidentally' got caught up in something and found myself working late. Even more lucky was rounding a filing cabinet so that I was standing behind him just as he dropped some papers and bent down to pick them up. Now I'm no perv but his trousers were a little on the tight side and, well, lets just say as I watched him bending over my trousers became a little on the tight side too.

I distinctly remember ignoring the little voice in the back of my head asking why he was wearing trousers as our office is very casual. It soon became apparent as he stood up and turned round and I instantly recognised his tie from the same school I used to go to. As I recognised the rest of the school uniform.

Shit.

That would be why he worked daytimes during the school holidays and was now only in on the evenings. Hard as a rock to floppy as a sock in 0.5 seconds, must be some kind of record. You can call the police now if you like.
( Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Thu 28 Sep 2006, 19:30, Reply)