Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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4 yearsSpent stalking one boy in my class because he could spell "disease" in one history class in year 8.
I somehow manage to get his home phone number at 14years old or so, and call it up.
*badly put on chinese accent*
"Hong Kink Chinese food!"
I scream into the phone.
I hang up.
I wait 5 minutes, look at the number, reading and re-reading it.
I call the number again.
*barely conceled laughter from his dad*
"i assume you want John?"
(, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 1:40, closed)
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