Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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I still frapp one out over her..........Helga from Allo Allo that is. As a ten year old pretending to laugh at the right moments, i used to bone up in my pj's whenever Helga had to seduce one of the hillarious German officers. She used to come out in stockings and suspenders and i used to get close to the screen to try and see her gash.
I never understood why my folks got angry whenever i wlaked around with a hard on sticking out my shorts.
I'm in prison now for rape.
(, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 11:12, Reply)
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