» Inappropriate crushes

I still frapp one out over her.....
.....Helga from Allo Allo that is. As a ten year old pretending to laugh at the right moments, i used to bone up in my pj's whenever Helga had to seduce one of the hillarious German officers. She used to come out in stockings and suspenders and i used to get close to the screen to try and see her gash.

I never understood why my folks got angry whenever i wlaked around with a hard on sticking out my shorts.

I'm in prison now for rape.
(Fri 29th Sep 2006, 11:12, More)

» No Self-Awareness

Shorty's cock
I have a mate called Shorty who pisses like a horse at urinals and splashes everyone within a 5 meter radius.

True story.

He's called Shorty because he's really tall. His cock is normal sized...i think.
(Fri 30th Nov 2012, 10:05, More)