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I still frapp one out over her.....
.....Helga from Allo Allo that is. As a ten year old pretending to laugh at the right moments, i used to bone up in my pj's whenever Helga had to seduce one of the hillarious German officers. She used to come out in stockings and suspenders and i used to get close to the screen to try and see her gash.

I never understood why my folks got angry whenever i wlaked around with a hard on sticking out my shorts.

I'm in prison now for rape.
(Fri 29th Sep 2006, 11:12, More)