Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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I likes this QOTW...Right... confession time. I had a massive crush on my first GF's sister (I 17, she 15) and frankly, looking back, christ knows why I didn't drop my neurotic cow of a high-maintenance nightmare and try it on with the super sis. Caryn, should you happen to be reading this, every time you gave me one of your infrequent and inept handjobs I was thinking of Megan all the time...
On the borderline paedophilia front (just to join in the prevailing theme of many of the posts - B3ta, I love you, you community of rampant weirdos):
1. Stephanie from LazyTown - I am a
2. Whoever said the Petit Filou girl in about 10 years time - it's wrong, but you're very very right
3. Emma Watson fans - think you've got problems? I actually checked the other day whether Bonnie Wright (Ginnie from the HP films) has a legality countdown anywhere...
Me? Happily married balding old git. I'm off to kill myself now before the police arrive.
(, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 9:39, Reply)
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