Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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I could write a book.Aged roughly 12 I decided that Alan Davies, in his guise as Jonathan Creek, was the Best Thing Ever. Nine months of getting it ripped out of me in school later (you know who you are...) I couldn't stand the sight of him. I still swear and throw things at the telly whenever his ugly mug appears.
Unfortunately I then decided I found my history teacher, who was very obviously involved with one of the English staff, attractive. He looked like an aged David Duchovny. More ripping later, I just stopped admitting things to people.
These days, it's all about Axl Rose (as he was in 1987, when I was two), and Dylan from Neighbours.
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Maladicta, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 19:15,
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