Inappropriate crushes
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Don’t worry!
All you B3tan Babes that fancy men old enough to be your fathers…the feeling is almost certainly mutual.
Now, form an orderly queue while I prepare myself…no…don’t bother, just rush me all at once!
( , Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:01, Reply)
All you B3tan Babes that fancy men old enough to be your fathers…the feeling is almost certainly mutual.
Now, form an orderly queue while I prepare myself…no…don’t bother, just rush me all at once!
( , Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:01, Reply)
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