another one from the wonderful world of creative
'yeah we need an ad' (client works in oil & gas)

'yeah we want to show our 'random facility full of pipes and knobs' plant at Boringsville'

'ok do you have commissioned photography we can use'

'no'

'ok well we work with some excellent photographers we can arrange a quote for a location shoot'

'no we dont want to pay for that do you have pictures you can use'

'well we can use stock library images but they will be generic'

'ok'

designs are put forward

'thats not our' (random machinery X2000)

'well of course it isn't its a stock image'

'well can you not make it look like ours, dont you have photoshop'

utter cunts
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:08, 1 reply)

Ah yes
From the planning side, it's always so much fun explaining to a 50 yr old marketing director that while his teenage daughters are really into facebook it's not necessarily where we should be advertising his endowment policies.
(Milo Minderbinder, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:38, closed)