Lost car
Years ago I worked as a security guard at Tyneside's largest out of town shopping centre. I spent a lot of time standing in the car park, which was very boring. But I did get to have conversations like:

Customer: Call the police, someone has stolen my car. You people are useless, how could you stand there and let someone steal a car right in front of you?

Me: Are you sure sir? Have you looked throughout the car park and made sure?

Customer: Of course I'm sure. What do you think I am, some kind of idiot? I haven't lost my car, someone has stolen it. I left it on level three, and its not here now.

Me: OK sir, could you give me the registration.

I get the reg.

Me on radio: I'm over in the blue car park, has anyone seen a white Sierra registration ID1OT? Probably on level three.

Voice over the radio: Yes, its here. Red car park, level three.

Length - working there was like a life sentence.
(woodchopper likes chopping wood, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 23:25, 1 reply)

Not
a place which recently lost an indoor themepark perchance?!
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 23:43, closed)