More dumb cunts
As I mentioned before I used to work in a store In Guildford.
(it was the one nextdoor to the maternity wear shop I mentioned before. www.b3ta.com/questions/customersfromhell/post235945 )

As I also mentioned Guildford full of dumb fucking women with a lot of money.

One thing we sold was little ceramic shapes to stick onto bathroom tiles.
We did two different makes, one which had little sticky pads on the back and ones which didn't. Next to the ones without the sticky pads was a notice explaining that these needed to be stuck on with tile adhesive.

One day some stuck up bint comes in with some of these tiles.
"I want to bring these back, they're faulty"
I open the package and inspect the tiles. Nothing wrong with them.
"What seems to be the problem?"
"Well they don't stick to my tiles."
"Well what were you using to stick them to the tiles?"

Turned out the daft tart had been licking them and trying to stick them to the tiles like some gigantic ceramic stamp.

"Well how should I stick them to the tiles?"
"Use tile adhesive"
"What it tile adhesive?"
"It's adhesive for tiles."
"Where can I buy that?"
"The tile shop two doors down."

I tell you we thing the chavs are dumb but these daft whores had probably had a private education.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:38, 1 reply)

"Turned out the daft tart had been licking them and trying to stick them to the tiles like some gigantic ceramic stamp."
I...i'm sorry.
...How?
Arggghhhhhhhhhh!
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:50, closed)