Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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BrainsMy young son was having a bath and, as young boys' are wont to do, he started playing with his balls. "What are these Daddy?" he asked me. I gave a biologically correct explanation of his gonads. When I'd finished he looked at me, then said "No Daddy, they're brains." And I couldn't convince him otherwise.
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:32, 5 replies)
What do you mean?That's were I keep mine. My missus will attest to that one.
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Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:34,
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ah butjust ask your lad
do brains have the ability to make the man milk that mr winky dink spits in your mums face ?
that should put things into perspective for him
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:39, closed)
if you can't convince himhe'll soon change his mind when he hits puberty. Or panic that he's leaking brain matter.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:49,
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Well, in a sense he is absolutely right.
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:40, closed)
I suspecthis mother usually gives him his baths.
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:09, closed)
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