Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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Pepper sprayJust after xmas my friend was taking his xmas cards down, and behind one of the cards he found a tin of pepper spray (no idea where it came from)- The kind the German police use to subdue hooligans. So my mate picks it up and goes "watch this" and proceeded to spray himself in the face. He couldn't open his eyes, breath properly and copious amount of snot flowed from his nose. Some went in his girlfriends mouth who was sitting next to him, she threw up over his leg.
This is how he remained for the next five hours, covered in sick and snot and unable to see. The fun to be had when inebriated.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:41, Reply)
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