Thai Green Curry
I was going on a date with a guy who Id known for a while, it wasnt anything big, just meeting up to play pool and have a few drinks, see how it goes.

A number of things went wrong that night.... the first was that my mates turned up in the same bar (against my better judgement Id told them where I was going!!) making it look like I had blatently bought them along to check this guy out. They sat in the corner laughing, pointing and generally doing anything to make me look plain stupid!!!

The second was much worse and probly more embarressing then my darling mates. The previously mentioned darling mates had cooked a group dinner of Thai Green curry for the house and managed to persuade me to join them telling me that Thai Green Curry wont have any effect on my notoriously sensitive stomache and that I would be fine to eat it.....bollox!!! I had to spend the majority of the night running between my date and the toilet with my mates in stitches as I had to empty my far from happy bowels repeatedly!!! I know that sounds bad, but not that bad....it gets much worse....

I stupidly drank a few which considering my digestive state wasn't to smart. We were walking home and were about to go our seperate ways and by this time i was feeling really ill and just wantewd to get home and to my toilet but I didnt want to seem to keen to get away, anyway as we say bye he goes to kiss me and as I go to kiss him back I can feel my stomache rebelling and then it happens....im vomiting....in his mouth, I just cant help it.... it was so bad, all over his face and down his jacket and even in his hair.

I just handed him a tissue, apologised and ran off. It would be good to say that it was laughed off and we have been together ever since.... but get real that only happens in fairy tales!!!! Iv never spoken to him since!
(Red Button, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 17:20, Reply)