God bless squaddies.
Always a decent crack when needed, its the gallows humour coming out. Legendary, Ross Kemp even referred to it in his Afghanistan programme. When a mate of ours lost his leg (stumbling about pissed near a busy road), we paid a visit to him- dressed as pirates, all with peg-legs and one leg tied up to look like a stump. He laughed his bollocks off.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:57, Reply)