I've seen a dead body - a nasty dead body
Way back when I was 11 or 12, I used to live in a block of flats which was part of three blocks; A, B, and C. I lived in A block.
I came home from school to find no-one there. Oh well, I thought, and decided to go to my younger brothers school to meet him there. As I left the main door and was walking across the grass towards A block, when I spotted Police and the caretaker standing by the rear exit of C block.

Only two days before the exact same scene was played out when a drunk man had passed out on the grass between all three blocks which lead to chucking rocks at him to wake him up. The police then turned up to cart him away.

Anyway, thinking that it was the same drunk man I decided to amble over and have a look. It wasn't a drunk man but a woman who had jumped from the tenth floor. Now, the Police and caretaker had seen me approach but had done nothing to stop me approaching and seeing what was a dreadful site. Somehow, her head had been twisted around to face backwards whilst her legs were a tangled mess. There were chunks of flesh and chips of bone laying around.

After almost puking up on the spot I tried to block my gaze by covering my eyes. I then ran away and meet my brother at school. Luckily, my parents were there and had gone to meet him. I relayed what had happened and thus we went home. On arriving at home, my mum was accosted by the caretaker and wa told that the dead woman was the daughter of my mum's friend in C block and my mum was given the task of finding her and keeping her where she was until the body was taken away. My mum eventually found her friend and succeeded in keeping her away from her dead daughter. I meanwhile went back home to see how things were getting on.

At this point, Police had sealed off the area and covered the body. As they lifted up the gurney it was on, the arm draped out from under the blanket and then proceeded to fall off. This lead to loud audible gasps from everyone who had gathered round to gawp, but laughter from me and my friends.

After everyone had gone, someone had put down grit to absorb the blood. I went over to look and managed to see several small chunks of flesh and some teeth.

Right buggered me up that did. Took some time before I was able to go near that site.

I have seen a couple of dead bodies since then but it was almost like I am immune to them.
(Clivicus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:12, 3 replies)

The real question is...
Did you take the teeth?
( Cawl, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:16, closed)

bloody nora...
that sounds rough as fuck
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:46, closed)

I did
and I now have a lovely toothy necklace
(Clivicus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:14, closed)