Hi-De-DIE!
In my yoof, I worked as a bluecoat in an over 50's holiday center. As the majority of our 'guests' were of advanced years the odd death was not uncommon.
So common in fact that we had a special screen we had in case one of the old dears died in our main ballroom, if someone snuffed it we'd come charging out and surround the dead crumbly with the screen until an ambulance could arrive.

After a year or so I got used to it but on my second night this happened, and I've never seen anything so surreal as a room full of codgers playing bingo as 'Doris' rapidly cooled behind a pair of curtains.

8 and 9 end of the line 89.

Length....erm about 5 foot and navy blue?
(allyourbasekris Hotdog, Jumping Frog, Alberquerque, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:46, Reply)