DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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OuchBeing the suave and sophisticated young lady that I is, I once partly removed one of my front teeth, by running up a slide in a children's playground and failing to notice the iron bar situated at the top. CRACK! Lots of blood ensued followed by a trip to my dentist, Mr Salmon, who had to file my broken tooth off. Still look stoopid to this day. Fucksocks.
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