DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Dying DaddyI haven't been to the dentist for a stupidly long time: It must be getting on for 10 years. I actually thought I was a fucking scrubber but so are a lot of people here so now I don't feel so bad.
I have a good excuse though: childhood trauma :/
*wavy lines*
My dad went for a filling or something similar when I was a wee nip of about 5 or 6. All good. Daddy came home speaking like a bit of a spaz but nothing much new there. Fast forward a few hours.....
Daddy rolling around the living room floor screaming and crying in agony as Mum desperately tries to call neighbours, friends and an ambulance.
Turns out the stupid twunt of a dentist had stuck the pin holding the filling in into my Dad's FOOKING NERVE. Imagine the fun when the drugs wore off.
Dad spent a few weeks doped on morphine. He regrets coming off it.
And one more thing you bunch of bastards. I have spent approximately one year working up the courage to go for a checkup. No word of a lie. I just cancelled the appointment I had for tommorrow plus the day off work I had planned to recover from the stress. Thanks. Cunts.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 19:00, Reply)
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