DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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My dentist killed my girlfriendMy best mate is a dentist, apart from being an upstanding member of society who can sign your passport photos, he was also a heavy clubber. We used to all go out, so he knew my girlfriend was also a clubber too.
So, she has severe wisdom teeth problems, so in she goes for a free extraction. My mate, knowing that she has a certain resistance to drugs, when giving her a general aneasthetic, gives her a little bit more to ensure it works.
Half way through the extraction she stops breathing. And keeps on stops breathing. My mate panics, clambers on her, and repeatedly slaps her around the face to bring her to.
Which she does.
Thankfully the pain of the tooth being removed masked the pain of the repeatedly slapped face.
He doesn't remove wisdom teeth any more.
Thankfully that wasn't the day he went into work on a microdot.
Dentists, eh? What are they like?
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gadjie, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:36,
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