Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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I know a guy...He was hungry and poor, but had no food in the house. He thought "I have a candle, candles are made from fat, so I can eat it"
Turns out no.
(Other things made from fat: soap, biofuels, romford ladies, membranes)
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Tallow candles are made of fatbut they taste horrible, cos they're made of fat!
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M3rx loves hot Asian ladies, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:56,
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