Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Not me...My former housemate got hitched this summer to a guy who needed to be married to stay in the country, who she'd known for about 5 months
What amuses me is that he was so desperate to stay in this country he thought that marrying her was a good idea; this being the girl who answers the phone "Hello, this is the house of mad, please excuse me" and then hangs up the phone
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:56, closed)
wellshe sounds fun, so i probably would
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:34, closed)
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