Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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So desperate for alcoholI actually started making my own cider. And fuck me, it worked!
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:45,
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Pity it takes about two years to matureUnless you don't mind drinking tangy tramps piss; or "Strongbow" as it's called where I come from.
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