Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Home made pronIt was sometime in my final year at school. I fancied the pants of the local femme fatal in my class, but she wasn't "a go-er". So I found the latest class photo, cut out her head from the photo and glued it over some suspender clad lady advertising love eggs from whatever national newspaper my dad was buying at the time. Coarse, crude it was; Photoshop it was not. Lasted me weeks though.
Length? I was about 15 I could scratch my chin with it.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:43, 3 replies)
That's the spirit!Now I feel less like a sicko.
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hahahathat's actually pretty twisted...
And scratching your chin with it? Damn! You had some ribs removed like Prince huh?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:13,
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Scratch your chin?Oh so near yet so far!
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