Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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A friend of mine <cough>...sought refuge in a rolled up towel (warmed previously in the airing cupboard obviously) held under the lid of the toilet seat.
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Hey, don't knock it - it's a great method.
Of course you have to block out the fact that you are basically fucking a toilet.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:16,
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