DIY disastersI just can't do power tools. They always fly out of control and end up embedded somewhere they shouldn't. I've no idea how I've still got all the appendages I was born with.
Add to that the fact that nothing ends up square, able to support weight or free of sticking-out sharp bits and you can see why I try to avoid DIY.
Tell us of your own DIY disasters.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 17:19)
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DIY practical jokeA rather naive yet delightfully annoying colleague rather foolishly asked me about the hottest type of pepper in the world. I told him it was the morningwood pepper, that it was pinkish in colour, cylindrical, with a purple tip and if handled correctly produces up to a teaspoonful of seeds.
He's just come back from the Morrison's suitably embarrassed after asking a (young) female shop assistant for a jar of morning wood sauce...
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jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 12:31,
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