DIY disastersI just can't do power tools. They always fly out of control and end up embedded somewhere they shouldn't. I've no idea how I've still got all the appendages I was born with.
Add to that the fact that nothing ends up square, able to support weight or free of sticking-out sharp bits and you can see why I try to avoid DIY.
Tell us of your own DIY disasters.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 17:19)
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A combination of all ideasIf you're still unsure of which one of these wonderful suggestions to use for your act, try combining them into a single act.
You paint yourself with a layer of Vagina Blush. Then, you pierce yourself in strategic locations so that when trying to get the hula-hoop to strip off paint in all those hidden nooks and crannies, someone could turn on some tactically placed electromagnets at just the right time so you're more ... erm... accessible to the passing hula-hoop.
You should then call yourself "The hoopin' paint-stripper".
EDIT: Combine this with your waxing by placing a layer of hot wax on the inside of the hula-hoop. When the hairs are pulled out, you will scream in pain. Then you can call yourself "The whoopin' hoopin' paint-stripper".
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 18:58,
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