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I just can't do power tools. They always fly out of control and end up embedded somewhere they shouldn't. I've no idea how I've still got all the appendages I was born with.

Add to that the fact that nothing ends up square, able to support weight or free of sticking-out sharp bits and you can see why I try to avoid DIY.

Tell us of your own DIY disasters.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 16:19)
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This is a QotW answer Dont Know if it's been posted
But have you heard the one about the deaf dog and the drill??

It was relayed to me by a Cro-Magnon who was installing my cable connection a few years back.

The story goes that a 'friend of a friend' was installing cable in some old dears house and the 'deaf dog' was asleep the other side of the wall where the hole was being drilled.

Result one dog with an 18mm hole in his head and blood everywhere.

I dont quite buy it myself tho...

Length? None
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:47, closed)
This is a QotW comment Seeing as deaf dogs
have to learn to use vibration instead of sound (and people too), there's no way a dog wouldn't wake up sharpish as soon as an 18mm drill started going through the wall next to its head.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:58, closed)
This is a QotW comment Indeed
Thats why he was refered to as Cro-Magnon

The Tit
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:05, closed)
This is a QotW comment .
Perhaps he was barking.
(I helped save b3ta! browser, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:18, closed)
This is a QotW comment I reckon it's just a
Right load of slaver.
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:27, closed)
This is a QotW comment A sleeping dog
Could be shot in the head from a high-powered rifle, however, and not have time to feel any vibration.
(frankspencer, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:12, closed)
This is a QotW comment That Frank
Is a very good point
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:19, closed)
This is a QotW comment There is an old proverb
That sleeping dogs never lie

So it must be all true

:/
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:22, closed)
This is a QotW comment Some of these puns
are a bit ruff.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:25, closed)
This is a QotW comment If you drilled
A clean enough hole, I guess you've got a free sex-toy.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:26, closed)
This is a QotW comment Kaol, I don't expect that kind of thing from you!
althegeordie and frank, maybe, but definitely not you!
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:36, closed)
This is a QotW comment @BM
I know, I feel like I'm being hounded out of the QOTW...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:46, closed)
This is a QotW comment @DIT
step up your game! I haven't seen a single bestiality, necrophilia or incest joke from you yet.

*edit* I just read your profile, the things you say about Dangermouse and Rik Mayall make me want to marry you.

Move over al and Kaol! Hot cock coming through!
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:48, closed)
This is a QotW comment Oh shit!
It's wank-off Wednesday, back later!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:59, closed)
This is a QotW comment Sigh...
Some of these puns are paw. Very paw.
(BuckshotLeFunk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:29, closed)
This is a QotW comment Buck...
don't be such a bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:36, closed)
This is a QotW comment @BM
Well, I was a necrophiliac until some rotten cunt split on me...

(A joke from the dawn of time for you there...)
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:59, closed)
This is a QotW comment DIT
You should've gaffer taped her up and posted it in the QOTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 17:26, closed)
This is a QotW comment Kaol
I'm intrigued that you could use an 18mm hole as a sex aid.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 18:50, closed)
This is a QotW comment ^^
well obviously you would need to line it with something soft to avoid some sort of friction burn, and that would have the added benefit of reducing the radius to a usable size.





What?
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 18:54, closed)
This is a QotW comment ^^^^
I've just had a great idea for lady stimulation

*edges out of room*
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 19:16, closed)
This is a QotW comment @Madam Marlboro
That's a pilot hole...

Obviously my penis is self-tapping though.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 9:54, closed)
This is a QotW comment @Kaol
If you had a big enough dog, you could ride it and save yourself the exertion. You'd have to drill into the back of its head though.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:03, closed)

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