DIY disastersI just can't do power tools. They always fly out of control and end up embedded somewhere they shouldn't. I've no idea how I've still got all the appendages I was born with.
Add to that the fact that nothing ends up square, able to support weight or free of sticking-out sharp bits and you can see why I try to avoid DIY.
Tell us of your own DIY disasters.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 17:19)
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Prince, self cock sucking.I hear Prince does do it him self, that’s why the little midget pervert had the lower two ribs removed, so he can get his grubby wee dogs arsehole mouth round his own “raspberry beret”.
I say it’s alright for the super rich who can afford such surgery. The rest of us have to settle for sitting in the middle of five stacked used tires, naked. And it’s no fun trying to get out again I can tell you. I can never show my face down Quick Fit again.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:57, Reply)
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