For a laugh
and to surprise Mrs Sandettie, I shaved off not only my pubes, but also the tops of my thighs and my buttocks. Essentially everywhere my underwear covered up. Right in the arse crack and right up to the balloon knot using a Mach 3 cartridge. Sounds highly dangerous but surprisingly it wasn't.
She thought it was funny and quite a novelty until about three days later when the fuzz on my buttocks started growing back and she found it too prickly to cuddle behind me.
Then the hairs grew back on my biffin bridge and the nipsy where the surfaces are constantly rubbing against each other.
Compared to that, the spikyness of pubes growing back is nothing.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 19:07, 1 reply)

And of course scrotal sacks swing.
When I shaved my nuts and the stubble returned it was like someone rubbing a cactus back and forth between my thighs whenever I walked. Not a good feeling really.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:25, closed)