B3tans, you know you cannot lick your own elbow right?
Well, if you dont know, just try. Try now.

I once removed tiny, broken, sea urchin needles from my own elbow using a snap-off knife and a needle (both disinfected over a lighter). How suave is that.
** How to get sea urchin in your elbow: dive towards the bottom in the clear waters of the Mediterranean, then twist upwards to watch the rays of the sun from underneath the surface. Graze your elbow on the bottom in the process.
Length? I said tiny. Maybe 1-1.5 mm
(bovine intervention, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:09, 4 replies)

That's not all I can't lick.
Sadly.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:05, closed)

My first missus asked me if I could suck *that* myself.
I answered "If I could do that, I wouldn't need you, would I?"

In all fairness, not the best answer I could have thought of.
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:22, closed)

I know someone who can lick both their own elbows.
So there.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 8:56, closed)

^
there was someone on QI who could do it
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:00, closed)