Ah, the joys of hindsight.
I should probably do this as a list. To clarify, the only substance I really partake in any more is weed- even pints are occasional now as I get absolute fuckers of hangovers.

Hmm.

Coke- came on to an ex who I probably shouldn't have done and made a total fool of myself. He's a gorgeous guy, but our relationship (both times) consisted of watching ER and smoking too many cigarettes. Oh, and when I say came on I mean an elephant masturbating furiously onto a photo of their lover whilst under a big flashing sign saying 'HORNY ELEPHANT' would probably be more subtle.

Beer/alcohol- Dear Christ. This is the other reason I don't drink. Went to see WASP- can't remember the gig but I can remember falling over about 90 times, having an argument at (note the 'at') my then boyfriend and breaking my hand on one of my tumbles.

Weed- girls, never fart while a man is going down on you. Even if you think it'll be the funniest thing ever. And NEVER burst out laughing whilst wheezing 'your... face... is.... priceless' afterwards. *shame*


It's horrid to say, but most of my embarrassing moments have been stone cold sober. I'm just not good at this social thing.

I'd apologise for dimensions but I can't be held responsible for any of my actions when CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST IN SIGHT!!!! *whoop!*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:20, Reply)