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This is a question It's not me, it's the drugs talking

They make you do stupid stuff and say stupid stuff. Drugs ROCK! Old-time B3ta person Fraser says, "I remember turning to a flatmate once, after getting stoned and sitting through an episode of Casualty, and proclaiming "Wow! Those actors are *so* talented!". And really meaning it."

What do you regret doing under the influence?

(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:19)
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Robotic Brain Malfunction
Standing under a tree at Glastonbury last time it happened. It starts pissing down so a group of us gather under a tree. Sun eventually comes out at which point I decide to go for a pint.

Goodbye I say to my robotic housemate's exceptionally good looking friend, and kiss her on the cheek. At which point the normally seamless robotic one chirps up.

'I'm sorry Joe, have you met Anna?'

I've just kissed her under an apple tree in a beautiful glade you fucking drug-addled plonker.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:23, Reply)

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