Glade Festival this Year!
One of the most pant wettingly funny episodes in my sordid drug history was the final day of Glade Festival this year.

Magic Mushrooms made illegal: 18th July 2005

The final day of the Glade Festival: 18th July 2005

All the stalls selling the mushrooms had “by law” to get rid of their stock by the end of the night… yes you probably know what is coming next “FREE MUSHROOMS FOR ALL”.

The campsite was an absolute mess, hundreds of people walking around with no idea what was going on… everybody was completely fucked and the following incident sums it up nicely:

I decided it was time to get a burger. Walking down to the van I noticed these two guys, both had just purchased chips and both where having trouble standing. One of them, doing his best Elvis leg wobble impersonation and gripping the side of the van for support, turns the other and proclaims loudly “We’ve gone a bit wrong tonight mate!!!” to which the other promptly exploded into fits of laugher spraying half eaten chips from his mouth.

The first guy then noticed a group of people sitting on a bench nearby staring intently at him. He staggered over to them one unsteady step after another and thrust his chips towards them saying “Wan any food?!”. One of them was so surprised by the sudden appearance of insane man wielding a half eaten plate of chips in front of him that he cried out and fell backwards of the bench.

This may be (like many of these stories) a “had to be there” moment but I can honestly say I have never laughed so hard in my life!
(Minty Hit, Mon 19 Dec 2005, 11:10, Reply)