Oh the memories.
I personally have not done anything too bad on drugs. I seem to handle them well and dont flake or freak out. A few stories though:

Pills: Apart from forgetting what the fuck i'm talking about every ten seconds, I'm not too bad on pills. Although i smoke far too many bongs, anyway. We had a makeshift bong crafted from a small black tango bottle, this thing was fucking rank. Me and a few mates dropped and were having a merry time when Gibbo reaches to take a swig of his apple tango. It took him a few seconds after taking a drink to realise he had just necked a good mouthful of bongwater Much spewing ensued. He emerged saying "please dont tell anyone". Yeah right...

Same night, Keith voluntered to smoke a wasp in a hot knife. Tasty... Much spewing ensued.

After seeing Judge Jules earlier this year, went back to an all night afterparty totally spazwankled. This party was packed with people doing the most amazing impressions of a T-Rex (the arms) and amongst the norm- people doing the wall of death while sitting in their chair. I saw a boy in the kitchen pick up the fairy liquid, pour a small measure in a glass and fill it up. "Thats not juice mate" i shouted. Too late, he downed quite a bit before realising. I laughed my ass off for ages about that one.

Same party, my mate managed to put the lit end of a ciggie in his mouth 3 times (same ciggarette).

Party at mine: My ex double dropped and spent the whole night freaking out doing THE best T-Rex impression EVER (totally spaz-handed) and wouldnt let anyone try and straighten her arms because it hurt too much...? Crazy bastard, she went to bed still trying to turn herself inside out.

The only thing i have done is make myself really ill once. At my mates flat for his 21st I thought it would be an AMAZING IDEA for us all to jump in his sauna. it was good but i didnt drink anything afterwards. To say i was rough the next day does not touch it, I was fucked.

Will post more later about other drugs, I'm going home to smoke a bowl.
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:46, Reply)